Sad Paul Ryan.

Taking money from poor kids to give to rich people makes me so sad.
But someone has to do it. (T_T)

August 14, 2012 at 6:53pm
I mean, he’s cute, but what’s in it for Scranton?

I mean, he’s cute, but what’s in it for Scranton?

7:45am
Leave me alone! (Unless you have nice things to say.)

Leave me alone! (Unless you have nice things to say.)

7:37am
I’m trying to help some of our most vulnerable citizens.

I’m trying to help some of our most vulnerable citizens.

7:36am
If I get too sad, I might go rogue.

If I get too sad, I might go rogue.

7:33am
Big words get me confuzzled. And sad.

Big words get me confuzzled. And sad.

7:32am
RT @SadNewt — I thought we were friends!

RT @SadNewt — I thought we were friends!

7:29am
I’m not made of stone!

I’m not made of stone!

7:27am
Wonks don’t play nice!

Wonks don’t play nice!

7:26am
What keeps me up at night.

What keeps me up at night.